THE DREAD PIRATE ORRIN

My friends at The Beltway have discovered a pirate in Orrin Hatch's closet. Seems that while the "just" Utah Senator is eager to destroy your computer for piracy, a Wired story reports that his website is using an ILLEGAL copy of software to build it!

Okay, Senator, open your window. Now, grab your computer and toss it out ... after all, the only way to avoid piracy may be to destroy a computer or two ...