NEW BILL TO TURN FBI IN FILE SHARING COPS
Entertainment and Software industry Lackeys/Representatives Lamar Smith (Republican, Texas) and Howard Berman (Democrat, California) are sponsoring a new bill on behalf of their entertainment-industry bribers ... er ... lobbies, which will commission the FBI to divert resources from solving serious crimes and preventing terror attacks to waging a new War against File Sharing.

No word yet on whether they will investigate the Dread Pirate Orrin for using unlicensd software to build his Senate website.