NO CLEVER PHRASE FOR THURSDAY'S NEWS, SO HERE IT IS


IT'S ALL IN THE MATH
Russian physicists took six months and used mathematical probabilities and the laws of physics to prove that Moses really did part the Red Sea.

I coulda done it in 4 hours watching the TEN COMMANDMENTS.


COLUMBIA RULES THE WAVS?
The Giz reports that British Parlament is taking notice of iPod's dirty little secret of poor battery life. And, in typical government fashion, it relies on the political effect rather than actual facts that Apple is seeking to correct the issue.

Meanwhile, imitation is the purest form of flattery except when it comes to business:



as Nextway releases this blatant copy of the iPod - with only a 1.5 GB hard drive? Man, that's only what, 1,500 songs in your pocket? ;)


BIZARRE CASE MOD OF THE WEEK - The Windows XP Box. LITERALLY!
Some people just have way too much time on their hands.


SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM
AOL is testing a new spam filter which works like caller I.D. - tracing the spam back to it's original offender. Where Uncle Sam can levy a hefty fine. If it works, it could be tantamount to the atomic bomb which ends the spam wars. But we doubt it. There will always be someone who comes long to build a better mousetrap. But it's worth the try and E-R commends the effort. It's about time AOL did something worthy.