T.G.I.F.

WTC MEMORIES
The Finalists for the Word Trade Center Memorial can be seen here.

BREAKING NEWS! ... NOT
Last night, ABC's Peter Jennings, in his usual reassuring - yet condescending - manner, did two-hour special on the JFK Assasination showing "dramatic new evidence" from state of the art techniques and months of re-examining evidence to conclude .... Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone!

I'M SHOCKED! No wonder, 70% of Americans don't agree. Neither did the House Select Committee on Assasinations.

TEEN TERROR
The RIAA is at it again, this time they're going after a teen's minimum wage - or her parent's ability to send her to college.

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Meanwhile, with civil suits becoming our national pastime, The Deathstar is going after Paypal for the way they conduct online transactions.

USE A MODEM, GO TO JAIL
The FBI has been busy this week ... busting cybercriminals from Ghanna to SoCal for bilking over 125,000 victims out of $125 MILLION of their hard earned cash.


COMING SOON TO A HANDHELD NEAR YOU
Archos announces an 80 GIG Personal Video/MP3 Player called the av380. The av380 can store up to 100 hours of MPEG-4 movies in near DVD quality, 1,200 hours of MP3 music , and 800,000 digital photos (who has that many snapshots?!)

Could this be the elusive iPod killer? Maybe, maybe not, but it will put a healthy dent in your credit limit with a price tag of $895.


BAM!
From the "you're too lazy to do this" file comes The StirChef. A device which stirs your cooking pots for you! The StirChef is clamped to the sides of the pan and AA batteries provide stirring either continually or intermittently in 12-second intervals.

$29.99

Can you say "AS SEEN ON TV?"