BACK TO THE MOON!

FRIDAY MORNING LIGHT:


BYE, JENNI
Jenni-Cam is being retired at the end of the year. Be a cyber voyeur while you can.


RIAA UPDATE
Filing another 41 lawsuits against unsuspecting children and retirees, the RIAA campaign of terror has officially grown beyond it's mandate as they have now sued a 72-year old man who has NO computer and doesn't know how to use one!


INVASION
SPACE INVADERS is returning. Now updated CGI, no 5.1 dolby, just those pesky aliens dropping down from above in all their monotone glory. at .50 a play.


THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN MOVIES ...
A new entry into the 2003 Gift Guide: The Star Video: Synthetic Reality System lets you insert yourself into any image onscreen. Plug the device into your television via a standard A/V jack, point it at a blank wall, and, Using the same blue-screen puts a weatherman onto satellite images, you can be a part of MUST SEE TV. Play in the big game, canoodle with your Friends, or even eavesdrop on the President in the West Wing. Special effects let you go semitransparent, or turn black and white to hang with Bogart in Casablanca.

I'm gonna fly Luke's XWing and blow up the Death Star!

'TIS THE SEASON
Just in time for Christmas ... a flash-driven snowglobe!
Not since "Elf Bowling" has something been so fun.

BACK TO THE MOON!

(Where ya been, Drudge?)

Echoing a story E-R broke almost 6 weeks ago, DRUDGE is reporting a National Review column which stats that "W" is planning to announce a new ambitious slate of human space exploration which includes RETURNING TO THE MOON!

When President Bush delivers a speech recognizing the centenary of heavier-than-air-powered flight December 17, it is expected that he will proffer a bold vision of renewed space flight, with at its center a return to the moon, perhaps even establishment of a permanent presence there. If he does, it will mean that he has decided the United States should once again become a space-faring nation.

Yee hah!

BACK IN ACTION

WEDNESDAY NEWS:


ONE GAME TO RULE THEM ALL
Following on the success of releasing special editions of Monopoly, Milton Bradley wages the War of the Ring with Risk.


FOR SALE: TRANQUILITY HEIGHTS
Now, you can buy your own lakefront property on the Sea of Tranquility. Lunar Rover not included.


IN LIVING COLOR
Colorware wants to give your iPod a more colorful life. For $49 Or, you can buy one in your favorite color.

DUDE, YOU ARE GETTING SOME SPYWARE!
As if their technical support isn't the stuff of nightmare legend, Dell is now making it worse by instructing their support personnel to REFUSE to tell users they may have spyware, how to remove it, and will not give people advice on where to find some good tools to remove it.

Not that we could understand those techs from India anyway.


I ROBOT
Dean Kamen's "SEGWAY" is being developed by the pentagon as a weapon of war. And Dean couldn't be happier.


TECH TUESDAY: TIVO PRIMER
Fresh off E-Rs Holiday Recommendations to give TIVO to the ones you love, TECH TUESDAY teaches you everything you need to know about Digital Video Recorders.

BOOK `EM DANO
China is developing internet police in an effort to monitor and find dissidents using the internet to speak out against their government. And I thought police were the good guys.


MOD OF THE WEEK:
WHAT IS THE MATRIX?